dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
third nipple confirmed
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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