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Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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