I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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