I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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