I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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