I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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