Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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