Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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