Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My vagina just clenched in fear
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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