Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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