Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's official drugs can't kill me
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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