At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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