Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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