All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
please don't ironically join a cult
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