Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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