I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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