he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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