good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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