Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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