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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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