Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
now i know why i became what i already was.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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