she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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