just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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