I'm so fucking centered right now
Your tits are I can't wait for
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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