It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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