why didn't you poke me back
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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