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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Bring me that man meat
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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