I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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