omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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