I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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