Betty ford says i'm here all night
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The ass gains better be worth it
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