I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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