once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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