Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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