last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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