Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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