OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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