can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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