She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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