He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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