You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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