But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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