do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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