Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
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