My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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