The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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