Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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