hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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