I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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