I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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